Last night I unlocked the "swallowed by a sleeping uncle" achievement.
You can't win the game but you get points for dying in the most violent, gruesome, hilarious or tragic ways possible. There's an iconic scene where a bunch of mice are dangling from a wooden beam in a cellar, throttled by piano wire. Traps, poisoned fruit slices, claws, teeth, a goddamn taser - you name it, they'll use it to kill you. Guess what control method we prefer? That's right! A flightstick.Īnyhow, I don't know anything about this Hitman game but it looks a little bit like Those Fucking People And Their Cat, a game in which you control a mouse who is trying to go about his regular routine while those fucking people and their cat try to kill him at every turn. Did you know that we mice have our own version of Steam? We use it buy games for our tiny little computers. These round-ups of the ten games with the most cumulative sales over the past week are his obsession and his curse. I fear that if he can't find a wifi signal on his travels he might resort to haruspicy to try and find the truths contained within the weekly Steam charts. 3, Super Mario Odyssey, Super Mario World, Super Smash Bros.Alec is away this week. Wii, Nexus: The Kingdom of the Winds, Ninja Kiwi, nintendo, nintendo switch, Nintendo Tetris, Nintendogs, Oculus Quest, osu!, Overwatch, Pac Man Google Doodle, Pac-Man, Paladins, Payday 2, Perfect World, Personal computer, Play, PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds, PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5, PlayStation Plus, Pokémon Diamond / Pearl / Platinum, Pokémon Gold, Pokémon Red and Blue, Pokémon Ruby / Sapphire / Emerald, Pokémon Sun and Moon & Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon, Pokémon Sword / Shield, PUBG, Puyopuyo!! Quest Arcade, QQ Speed / GKART / Speed Drifters, Ragnarok Online, Red Dead Redemption, Red Dead Redemption 2, roblox, Robocraft, rocket league, Rules of Survival, RuneScape, Scions of Fate, Sea of Thieves, Shadowverse, Silver & Crystal, Sonic the Hedgehog, Sony PlayStation, Sony PlayStation 4, Star Wars Galaxy of Heroes, Star Wars: The Old Republic, steam, Street Fighter II, Sudden Attack, Super Mario 64 / DS, Super Mario Bros., Super Mario Bros. U / Deluxe / Luigi U, New Super Mario Bros.